| ~KNIGHT OF HOPE |
| ~KNIGHT OF HOPE |

One Of THOSE Nights ~ Dirk x ReaderOne Of THOSE Nights ~ Dirk x Reader by ~ittybittyfangirl
Okay, what the fuck? I thought, attempting to roll over. I was greeted with a familiar face. Dirk fucking Strider was on my futon. Asleep next to me. My head pounded with a hell of a hangover, and I tried to remember what the hell had happened last night.
I registered the fact that I was in a skimpy pair of shorts and a tanktop. My mind screeched at me, No good, go change, you, slutty clothes, and Dirk Strider should not mix!!!
I made a move to get up.
Dirk made a sleepy groaning noise and yanked me back down.
“No. Sleep.” Dirk’s voice was clouded with drowsiness, and I had to admit, it was pretty damn incredible to see hi

Sleeping Beauty {Dirk Strider Crackfic!}Sleeping Beauty {Dirk Strider Crackfic!} by ~soxxymoxxy
[A/N]: Soxxy being ill crackfic time! You'll notice that it sucks. Because my head is pounding and I feel the need to vomit. But I'll still give you sexy Dirk time. i just tried to spell time eight times FML
Dirk Strider
Sleeping Beauty
"Dirk."
No response.
"Dirrrk."
No response.
"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkk."
Again, no response.
You turned to your side angrily, glaring at a ladybug on the floor. Yea, sure he was asleep. Yea, it was two AM. And yes, you had had a nightmare that woke you up.
But that doesn't mean that he could sleep.
You looked back at his sleeping form, noticing his glasses were still on. Softly, you slipped

Dirk x Reader (Really really short)~ Sugoi as hell"Come on [Name]. You promised me," Dirk called out to the bathroom door, slightly ajar. His lopsided smirk complimented his now shades-less face, his hair slightly disheveled.Dirk x Reader (Really really short)~ Sugoi as hell by ~ISmellGooood
"No! This makes me look...ridiculous!" retorted a meek voice from the bathroom. Dirk sighed and stood up, knocking on the wall besides the door with his smirk still firmly into place.
"C'mon. I dressed up and acted like Johnny Depp for an entire night just for you. Now it's your turn."
"Uggghhhh."
He backed away from the door, crossing his arms and waiting. Finally, the door creaked open and out walked [Name], wearing an uncouthly short maid outfit, complete with hairband and stockings, the whole deal. Dirk couldn't see her face, since she was staring at the ground, but he could guess she was blushing profusely. He chuckled and took a long time to look her up and down, taking in every detail before stepping forward and wrapping his arms around her.
"How do I look?" she asked timidly, leaning against him as
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